Two weeks, fixed price, agent made shippable

Your agent works in the demo and nobody can say whether it is safe to ship

Two weeks, fixed scope, fixed price. I instrument your agent, build the eval suite, calibrate the escalation policy, and leave you the dashboards and a number you can defend.

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The problem

The gap between a working demo and a shippable agent is statistical, and nobody on the team owns it

The agent works. Whether it works well enough, how you would know if it stopped, and what error rate your escalation threshold actually buys are four different questions, and answering them needs a statistician rather than another engineer. Most teams do not have one, cannot justify hiring one, and ship anyway.

4
dimensions scored: drift, calibration, eval sensitivity, determinism
2 weeks
from first call to delivered scorecard
$14,000
fixed. No hourly, no scope creep

The insight

A score that averages away a critical failure is a score that gets you shipped and then paged

Four dimensions, blended so the weakest one dominates rather than being offset by the strongest. An agent with excellent drift detection and an uncalibrated escalation threshold is not a seven out of ten; it is the threshold, and the threshold is the thing that will produce the incident. The scorecard is deliberately hard to feel good about.

Method

Composite over four measured dimensions — FDR-corrected drift detection, conformal escalation calibration, paired-design eval power, and suite determinism — blended half on the mean and half on the minimum so a critical gap cannot be averaged away.

How it works

Four steps, no data science team

01
Week one, measure

Instrument the agent, score all four dimensions, deliver the scorecard. You see the number before any work is committed.

02
Agree the two that matter

You pick which gaps to close. Usually the weakest and whichever your buyer asks about.

03
Week two, close them

Eval suite built, escalation policy calibrated, drift detection wired to Slack.

04
Hand over

Dashboards, the runbook, and the re-score. Everything runs without me afterwards.

Who it is for

The founder or engineering lead who has to say it is ready

Teams with an agent in or near production and a launch they are nervous about. Usually between five and forty engineers, no statistician, and a customer or a board asking a question they cannot answer.

Pricing

Scorecard
$0
One call and your own data. You get the four numbers and keep them.
  • Four-dimension score
  • Written findings
  • No commitment
Most common
Sprint
$14,000
Two weeks, fixed scope. The whole engagement.
  • Instrumentation
  • Eval suite built
  • Escalation policy calibrated
  • Dashboards and runbook
  • Re-score at handover
Retainer
$4,000/mo
Ongoing monitoring and a monthly re-score after the sprint.
  • Monthly re-score
  • Drift monitoring
  • Quarterly eval refresh
  • Direct access

Competition

What exists, and what it does not do

WhoWhat they doThe gap
Hiring an ML engineerThe obvious alternative.Three months to hire, a salary, and most candidates are model builders rather than statisticians. This is two weeks and a fixed number.
Observability vendorsSell you a platform and a dashboard.They sell tooling. Nobody configures it, nobody interprets it, and the escalation threshold is still a guess. This ends with the interpretation.
General AI consultanciesOpen-ended engagements to help you build.Priced hourly, scoped loosely, staffed by generalists. Fixed scope and a published method is the differentiation.
Shipping and finding outWhat most teams do.Free until the incident, at which point the cost is the customer.
How this fails

It is a service, so it does not scale and it consumes the founder entirely — three concurrent engagements is the ceiling and there is no fourth. It also caps out early: the same two weeks cannot be sold twice to the same customer, so growth depends on constant new logos. The reason to do it anyway is that it pays in week two rather than month twelve, and every engagement is customer discovery somebody else funds. The failure mode is comfort — a founder who does three of these and stops building has become a consultant by accident.

Market

Priced against the cost of an incident, or of the hire that will not happen for a quarter

Twenty engagements a year at $14,000 is $280k, which is not a company and is enough to fund one. Its real output is the product specification for Abstain, written from three customers rather than from a guess.

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